Forwards

*A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible
for a whale to swallow a human because even though it
was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The
little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by awhale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get toheaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little
girl replied, "then you ask him".*

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroomof children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently,she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, orlooking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."*

One day a little girl was sitting and watching hermother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrongand make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turnswhite." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"*

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will beto look at it when you are all grown up and say,'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back ofthe room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead. "*

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation ofthe blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood,as you know, would run into it, and I would turn redin theface.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."* The children were lined up in the cafeteria of aCatholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made anote, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE.God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a large pile ofchocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,"Take all you want. God is watching the apples.